Actually, hindi ko kilala si Kesso. But since this post really gave me hell of a good laugh, irerepost ko siya with copyright from my able writer-former classmate-thesis groupmate-friend, Rowena Cahiles. Hehe.
Posted by whenzki on Dec 12, '08 10:24 AM for everyone

siya si clarence aka kesso. ang may pakana ng list na ito. ewan ko ba kung dahil sa sobrang kabadtripan niya sa twilight kaya niya nagawa ito. hahahaha. pero effective kase may mga chicks na gusto na siya idate dahil dito. oha! baka kayo gusto niyo na rin siyang idate! hahahaha.
peace tayo clarence! :D
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”
Kesso would say: "My life is for you now... And for forever."
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Kesso would say: "I fell in love with you. Bigtime."
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
Kesso would say: "Your hair looks like haystack, and i love you."
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Kesso would sit beside you, won't sing. Would stare at you. And would tell you he loves you. A lot.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
If you die, Kesso wouldn't kill himself because he knows you wouldn't like it.
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
Kesso would be the one to be at the girl's house because it's more gentlemanly.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
Edward sucks. Kesso wouldn't let the girl and just watch her while playing the piano? He'll let you in, holding your hand and telling his Mom you're there.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
You would cook breakfast for Kesso. He would eat it with you and would tell you it's the best breakfast he ever had each and everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
While you are both out for dinner, Kesso would notice every female in the restaurant and would tell you that you're way gorgeous than any of them.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Kesso, while driving, would keep both hands on the wheel so the trip would be safe. But he would hold your hand and kiss you on the cheek when the traffic lights turn red.
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
While far apart in different places, Kesso would say: "I miss you. I know you're far but you're still here in my heart."
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Kesso would be by your side. And when your nightmares wake you up, he would stare at you, then hug you, and then he would kiss you on the forehead. And smiles. He knows you can't sleep so he would talk to you, laugh with you even though he hasn't slept yet because he is watching you the whole night.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
Kesso only does it with the one he loves BUT wouldn't insist.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Kesso buys a car for both of you and would fetch you everyday.
Kesso would say: "My life is for you now... And for forever."
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”
Kesso would say: "I fell in love with you. Bigtime."
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”
Kesso would say: "Your hair looks like haystack, and i love you."
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
Kesso would sit beside you, won't sing. Would stare at you. And would tell you he loves you. A lot.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.
If you die, Kesso wouldn't kill himself because he knows you wouldn't like it.
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”
Kesso would be the one to be at the girl's house because it's more gentlemanly.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
Edward sucks. Kesso wouldn't let the girl and just watch her while playing the piano? He'll let you in, holding your hand and telling his Mom you're there.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.
You would cook breakfast for Kesso. He would eat it with you and would tell you it's the best breakfast he ever had each and everyday.
While you are both out for dinner, Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.
While you are both out for dinner, Kesso would notice every female in the restaurant and would tell you that you're way gorgeous than any of them.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
Kesso, while driving, would keep both hands on the wheel so the trip would be safe. But he would hold your hand and kiss you on the cheek when the traffic lights turn red.
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”
While far apart in different places, Kesso would say: "I miss you. I know you're far but you're still here in my heart."
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
Kesso would be by your side. And when your nightmares wake you up, he would stare at you, then hug you, and then he would kiss you on the forehead. And smiles. He knows you can't sleep so he would talk to you, laugh with you even though he hasn't slept yet because he is watching you the whole night.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.
Kesso only does it with the one he loves BUT wouldn't insist.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.
Kesso buys a car for both of you and would fetch you everyday.
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ReplyDeletehahaha. talagang may description pa ako. haha.
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Kesso sucks. Hahaha.
shemps. para sikat
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ReplyDeleteand now, am torn between edward and kesso..hahaha *apir*
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